Friends at work, in particular, wore me out with inquiries regarding the availability of an additional 2 joy-cons, the cost of which is $8,000. That's $8K KARL! Using 8k, I can: 1. Avoid spending a week drinking alone; 2. Dine for $1,000 at work and still have $3,000 for the weekend; 3. Use AviaSales to find cheap flights to another location. There is much more, but I'm too lazy to write it down. Still, trust me. I would have been happy with the purchase overall if except for 2 joy cons, which, if they weren't acceptable, dang it: