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Review on Pure Protein Bars: Fuel Your Energy with Nutritious, Low Sugar, Gluten Free Snacks - Chocolate Salted Caramel, 1.76oz, 6 Pack by Omar Allen

Revainrating 4 out of 5

Terrible taste.: Nutrition Bars and Drinks

Packaging? Check. Date of Expiry? Check. But when it comes to taste? FLAVOR E. I will readily tell you that I have been scammed, scammed, misled, pissed off and just plain scammed by this protein bar. It doesn't even come close to having the happy and festive flavor of a birthday cake. I know protein bars aren't meant to be the tastiest snack, but that's okay! It tastes like hardened lime pie batter that's been on the counter all night. It looks better than it tastes, and this is where the sadness begins. It hurts me just as much as it did when I didn't get the Air Hogs plane for my 6th birthday. It hurts me just as much as when your in-laws put a baby too close to your birthday cake and the baby sneezes on the cake and everyone laughs because it's "cute" but you really want to ditch that baby because you really wanted cake. . If divorce had a taste, I bet this would be it. That's probably what Pennywise makes you eat after he has you. If this is how birthday cake is supposed to taste then cancel your plans because it is not, my friend.

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