Review on Starr Wall Mounted Opener - For Easy Beer Access: Abre Cerveza Aqui (Open Beer Here) by Lucia Brown

Holy shit, this little thing is an ingot from heaven. A sand-cast piece of silvery metal meticulously designed by thirsty engineers looking for a more efficient way to access the contents of a Tecate flask. Bilingual instructions are printed in red ink directly onto the smart device so your Hispanic friends can have fun too. (There are few things in life as useless as a bottle opener without clear instructions. Otherwise, we tend to act like confused gibbons, break the neck of a bottle on a rock, and cut our lips on broken glass.) Not satisfied with In order to simply package such a wonderful invention and release it for the benefit of mankind, the manufacturers also lovingly attach two countersunk screws to the device. All you need for installation is a screwdriver and a flat surface where friends and family can gather to sniff barley flakes! Beginners jump over rocks and cacti in the great Chihuahuan desert. Desfrute, friends, y bebe conconfianza!