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Review on 🌞 Outdoor Solar String Lights - Waterproof 3 Pack 33ft 100 LED String Lights with 8 Modes for Patio, Yard, Garden, Christmas Decorations - Warm White by Chris Soto

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EVIL TACKY FLASHING CASINO LIGHTS A GO-GO, JACK

If you live 24/7 in a luxurious Vegas casino or like to cause seizures in random passers-by, these are the lights for her! However, if, like me, you're looking for thin, durable, warm garlands to decorate with greenery for the holidays, keep looking. I bought several of these sets and wrapped them neatly around the branches of 6 evergreens in front of my dining room, imagining the soft, even glow of the lights against the green branches, possibly falling snowflakes. Sounds nice right? Good. They worked in stable thin mode for several days. After that, they stopped accepting data from me and became possessed by the spirit of Liberace. No matter how many times I went outside to reset to soft steady light, they teased me by switching to EXTREME STROBE DISCO MODE once I got inside. I never thought I would be the kind of person who would randomly turn off lifeless solar lights, but I was up night after night trying to enjoy my dinner when these bad guys started their devilish lightning dance outside my windows. I hate them. They hate me. Buy them at your own risk.

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  • I have no dislikes, everything is fine