Review on 🌧️ Valeo 900261B Frameless ULTIMATE 26" All-Season OE Replacement Wiper Blade - Black | Top-Notch Performance & Style by Keyone Brownlee

I was HUGE about my Valeo ULTIMATE All-Season 22" frameless wiper. The stories of craftsmanship my ancestors have become legendary. Valeo himself was the master of all wipers and was clearly the best in removing dirt from surfaces. from the sky shining on the box. It was as if the sky were shining on the box that contained my 22" wiper. Stepping onto the porch, I quickly realized that the janitor had to be inside.(Of course I found that out after I put the box in my car and drove straight home to my garage where I opened the box with my bare hands.) I have a lot of emoji boxes got like these but this one was the box of all boxes. Upon opening the box the 22" wiper immediately flew out of the hole and started rubbing on my car. The rust blisters and the dirt were gone, then I noticed that the paintwork shone like new. as if Frosty the snowman was behind it himself. I thought 22" wipers were only for windshields, but this one is 22". This ULTIMATE All-Season Valeo 22-inch wiper was not only "All-Season", but also "All-Car" and "All Miracle!" As it slid over the paint, the scratches disappeared. All pittings have been removed from chrome. I was surprised to see that the rubber actually reappeared on the tire tread as he gently stroked it. When the windshield wipers went empty, my car not only looked new again, it was a completely different color. I assure you that if you buy this wiper and use it on your car, you will be more than delighted. WARNING: Use on your wife at your own risk. After seeing how new my car looked, I couldn't help but wonder if it could do the same for my wife. After putting it on my wife (light touch) she grew into a beautiful woman whom I married many years ago. Her body was firm and elastic, and her skin was beautiful and smooth, like a baby's. Unfortunately she took one look in the mirror and immediately dumped me for my neighbor who ordered a 24 inch wiper. I never thought she would leave me just to get a man who was 2 inches taller. UPDATE 05/24/2017 - Nothing has changed in the action of these wipers. Everything is like 2 years ago, EXCEPT. After 2 years my neighbor tried to get my wife back to me. Apparently she just talked too much when she was young. I was happy for about 15 minutes then I wiped her mouth with the tissue again and it was amazing. He erased all my flaws and she worships me again. Thank you Valeo for bringing so much joy into my life!