I cracked this using a 12V power supply and it seemed to work fine on Ubuntu. However, he has NO interest in working with my Rpi4, which is why I bought him. It turns out that the Jmicron chipset has bad/lack of support and the workaround I found for attached SSDs didn't help. For the price it's not worth looking for a solution. I'll just do more thorough research before deciding on a replacement adapter.
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