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Review on 🚽 LUXE Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment in Blue and White by Amy Cook

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Best thing I've bought in a long time

I have a colon disease so sometimes I have problems with the bathroom and sometimes I have to have a colonoscopy which requires a lot of time in the bathroom. This bidet was a godsend. There are already many great reviews out there so I decided to post more questions and answers to help you decide if this is what you need in your life. Q: Why do I even need a bidet? If you've ever felt dirty after going to the bathroom, it will leave you feeling cleaner than you've ever felt in your life. Even if you don't think you're disgusted after just using toilet paper, you probably are. Q: Aren't wipes just as effective? isn't dissolving as well as previously thought, and you know how expensive and premature plumbing problems can be, you may want to consider an option that doesn't involve flushing more items down the toilet. Besides, who needs chemicals all over their butt? The cost of doing this is much less than the cost of using cloths over time and paying for any plumbing issues you might encounter in your life. It's actually somewhat comforting. It usually starts at room temperature because the water is just waiting in the hose, but cool water isn't that bad either. I find it exhilarating and never thought the water would be too cold or uncomfortable. meeting me exactly where it needs to be, every time, without fail. The same goes for everyone else in my family who uses it. He just knows exactly where to aim and sometimes I feel like he's shooting straight into my soul. In short, this thing is not missing. Q: Is it rough? Will I feel gross knowing other people are using it for this? A: It has a nozzle cleaning function, so even if it shoots fresh water, if you have bad feelings about using it after someone else, you can toggle the switch to quickly clean the nozzle, and then get on with their own business . Q: Will the boys pee on all of this? But it has this cute little door protecting it (with cute information printed on it), so even if they pee on the door, they won't pee on the actual device, which is spraying water. Also, urine is sterile, although it can be gross, it is still sterile. Q: Is it difficult to clean it? pure. For more physical cleaning, you can simply run your toilet brush over the small door when cleaning the toilet. Q: Will I use less toilet paper in the process? O: Possibly. Just mind your own business, spray the evil and then dry off. Q: Is the installation difficult? O: Not really. The most important thing to look out for is the presence of a flexible hose that goes into the toilet bowl. If you have solid copper, you'll have to run to the depot or somewhere else, grab some flexible tubing for a few bucks, and get going. You'll need to know how to remove the toilet seat so you can attach it to the same spot, but other than that it's not that hard. , that's what we have and it works fine. Q: Does he have decent blood pressure? A: I think it depends on your water flow, but it is mainly powered by the toilet inlet hose. So as long as it has good pressure, your bidet should be like this. I have EXTREME water pressure so even with minimal water flow it works great. Q: Can I spray my brother with this? Oh yeah. Get your brother in position and yell "HEY CHECK IT!" and it will most likely hit him in the chest or possibly face if he's low enough. Q: Will this clean my "female things"? A simple permutation will do. Simply push the toilet seat back a little and you can clean your ladies' small change until the kingdom comes. Q: Will this fit in my tiny teenage bathroom? It is very small and simply attaches to the toilet where the toilet seat attaches, so it takes up very little space. I believe this will work in the smallest of bathrooms as long as there is a few inches of space on either side of the toilet. It will probably fit into almost any bathroom. Q: Will people think I'm weird for having a bidet? O: Probably not. You will probably be intrigued and ask to try it. They might even text you at 11pm on a Saturday night and ask you about the functionality. Maybe you will become a trendsetter in your circle of friends. Q: How much do I need to get? I think consider putting one in every bathroom for maximum freshness. Q: Should I get it? A: Do you like having a clean back? Do you have 35 dollars? Yes, just understand. It's not weird, it's not gross, it's easy enough to install with the minimal of tools, and it's the most amazing thing that makes your booty feel amazing every time you use it. I hope this was helpful in your decision-making process. Don't forget to mark reviews as helpful if you find them helpful so that they are more prominent on Revain. Nice bath time!

Pros
  • Easy to read control panel
Cons
  • Replacement availability