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Review on πŸͺ” 14-inch Decorative Barrel Brass Helm Crusader Helmet by SZCO Supplies by Shari Smith

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Slightly damaged on binoculars and scope

My package arrived in a downpour unloaded by a tired and bloodied UPS driver I told the driver to sit down and tell me what happened. "It started as the lorry left the hub, it was a good day, picking up a parcel from a jewelery shop bound for England, the box was marked 'Queen'. While delivering and collecting boxes, he noticed a shadow. falling onto his parcel truck as it began to sink he noticed the cars were leaning away from him as he felt a thud from behind the truck. truck when the back doors were ripped off he saw in the rain the face of a hissing dragon he screamed (so would i first) as the dragon swung at him with a large green claw he ducked in time and the beast missed but when he snatched the bag from the jewelry store he saw the crown and realizing that's what happens (because we all know dragons love treasure so he tried to get the crown) he yelled at the beast and said he got it wouldn't let him take the crown. The beast hit him, hitting his side and throwing him to the ground. and rising, he saw a chest which could only contain a blessed helm destined for a knight. He ripped open the box and prayed that this helmet would be truly blessed. As he got up, he summoned all his courage as the beast hit him with a massive explosion, burning the truck. But the fire did not hurt the driver, he looked around in shock, saw no weapon he was using, the only thing he had available, his pen gouged out the dragon's eye (only one) and the beast roared in pain and flew away leaving the driver behind When the driver finished saying this, he calmly finished his work, handed me my box and asked if I was upset that he used my helmet to fight the dragon . I told the driver not to worry. He thanked me, got back in his burned-out UPS truck, and got on with his job.

Pros
  • Easy to read control panel
Cons
  • Vulgarity