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Review on πŸ₯€ SLUXKE 1 Gallon Water Bottle: Time Marker, Straw, BPA Free, Leak Proof - Stay Motivated! by Maurice Matlock

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Large Piss Bottle - Sport Water Bottles

I saw a couple of pretty girls staring at my van so I took the casually steep approach by opening the sliding door so they could see the bachelor pad on wheels. My old piss jar fell out and banged on the sidewalk leaking in all directions. I took it and for a minute it sprayed me with a steady spray while I got into my van where it started spraying everything with another half gallon of old urine. Nail the car of cute girls! I bought it the next day hoping never to do that again. Seems like a big upgrade from the liter jugs you can buy at the water machine store! I'll update if it leaks.

Pros
  • Best in Niche
Cons
  • Damaged