Imagine. Today is football Sunday. It's a bit cold outside, it's time to light a fire. Conveniently, the 2 logs I ordered from Amazon, which smell like KFC chicken when burning, arrive the day before. We illuminate them. We order KFC. An hour later, it smells of smoke. No KFC chicken. We expect. This is a regular tree trunk wrapped in KFC wrapping paper. They got us. We ate KFC. (I also spent $70 on two regular logs wrapped in KFC wrapping paper.) Moral of the story: the log I put down the toilet today will smell more like KFC than these logs.
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