
I'm old, gray and fat. I no longer have any chances with the ladies. Then I tried this ultra-cool mullet wig.I donned my mullet and immediately went into Walmarts.Wowsers.the compliments started right up.Dude, were you in Ratt?Man, you still got it going on brother.I was a roadie for Kiss, did we hook up?Take me now, you Stud Muffin!I love my mullet. I literally died and went to heaven.

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