Review on The Gutter Guard Wedge: 2-Pack Solution to Eliminate Downspout Pipe Clogs from Leaves and Debris by Rob Madden

* Slow panning of suburban development at roof level. Slowly zoom in on a dwelling from above: loose asphalt, pine needles, a few leaves, and windblown seeds gather on the roof, giggling softly among themselves like rabid demons, waiting for the next downpour to be blown over the edge into your gutters to slowly get stuck right in the middle of your downspout. A close-up of the naked desperation and anger on the faces of men and women trying in vain to scale ladders and pulling out those blockages with the help of a hand or grasping claws, or attempting with useless excess to pierce a garden hose in metal recesses. Friends, you may regret not having such drinking water in a couple of years. But what is it? One of the many homes that accommodate a happy couple, a trio, a multi-generational gathering, or a combination of people, pets, technology and food forming a family in the depths of your heart and the pathways of your brain, this gutter guard is installed! Leaves and Needles have encountered a real spartan shield wall! Downpours pour in torrents, debris collects on the hypotenuse, which is easily cleaned if residents deem it necessary. Damned Pythagoras! This alien plastic wedge instills endless terror in these kamikaze robbers! Unconfirmed reports continue to surface of leaves being simply shed from houses with gutter guards to avoid becoming a failed mockery rotting on the ridges of these relentless sentinels! 5 stars, will buy again if I build another house.