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Review on ☕ 12 Oz. Valhalla Java Ground Coffee: World's Strongest Coffee, Organic, Fair Trade, Arabica & Robusta Blended (1-Pack) by Stephen Vasquez

Revainrating 5 out of 5

This coffee ruined my Folgers!

This coffee ruined my Folgers! For years I thought the best part about waking up was Folgers in my cup, but now I know I was lied to. I thought the big red plastic tub with the sun rising over the mountain reminded me what a wonderful day it would be to start my morning with a mug of your good old trusty Folger. Now I know I couldn't be more wrong! Folgers tastes like someone who peed in an ashtray! My god, Folgers, how do you even sell that as coffee? I need to kill 6 packs to deal with Folgers effects. The Springfield nuclear plant pumps out fewer chemicals than Folgers. Valhalla Java tastes so smooth and clean with ZERO chemical aftertaste. Death Wish's Valhalla Java is wonderfully fantastic in every way. Definitely consume.

Pros
  • Complete Set
Cons
  • Disappear