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Review on πŸ‘Ÿ Crankbrothers Unisex-Adult Doubleshot 2: Orange & Black/Orange Spring- Standard - A Versatile Footwear Blend of Style and Performance by Brian Page

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Clamps - Fun & Dangerous

My friend suggested I try these as a good hybrid clamp. I did some homework and decided to try it out. I was told clipping could be difficult, so I started with a softer ride. I buckled in and immediately felt a new connection to my bike. I felt that my pedaling became more powerful. I sped past joggers, cars, and the red-haired dog walker who always walks in the middle of the bike path. I could easily navigate around all obstacles with the speed and grace of a gazelle. But with great power comes great responsibility. And I wasn't responsible. As I neared my driveway, I began to loosen up as my body refused my brain's command. "No," my bike said, "now you're a bike." I immediately yelled for help, but it was too late. I sped past my house at 40 mph while my wife and children squealed in terror as my horrible body was pushed by my now too strong legs. I tried unsuccessfully to take my foot off the pedal several times as I sped across the neighbor's lawn into the woods behind the house. I ended up ripping the laces off my boots and jumping off the bike as it drove itself into the woods. Legend has it that the bike is still there, looking for a man my size to fill my still sweaty boots.

Pros
  • Cycling
Cons
  • Working Speed