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Review on ๐ŸŒ๏ธ Maxfli Straight Flight Golf Balls by Robert Ryokan

Revainrating 5 out of 5

I can't get you in the PGA

After winning the local putt-putt tournament, I figured I'd upgrade my clubs from one to many and a shot at the "adult" golf tournament enter. Wearing plaid panties, dumb socks, a vest and my grandfather's old golf shoes, I signed up for the local amateur championship. I went to a professional store to buy some golf balls as they told me my tried and true purple ball game wasn't allowed and the cute 16 year old girl behind the counter who has "years of experience" (ha) said , it is my best choice. I laughed at "years of experience" because the underwear I was wearing predated his. After I finished last and ran out of balls, I was laughed at for not being able to finish the tournament. These golf balls should be called "water or wood magnets" because that's where they all landed. They rolled, hit trees, and swam more than they flew. With my disappointment and tears, I went to the store to tell the kid what I thought. He was not there. They won't let me back on the golf course because they say I get annoyed every day asking for a baby. I will probably buy again because they are affordable. My panties and sweater were expensive, and I ran out of Kohl's money to help. My wife spent it on the snowman towels my drunk cousin used to wipe his crate after we ran out of TP. Definitely buy it if you want to go straight to the water for a long time. Some people have told me it's my golf skills and not the balls, but I like to blame the ball because I'm great at everything I do. Everyone. Thing.

Pros
  • 12 pack
Cons
  • There are downsides