Review on Enhance Your Swimwear Style with Gary Majdell Sport Men's Solid Contour Pouch Bikini Swimsuit by Ken Wilson

Hoping to find something for my upcoming tropical beach vacation that will give me an overall tan better than the Speedo briefs I swim in at the gym, but not too look good cheesy or naughty. (Sounds complicated I know, but it's doable!) Unfortunately, despite a lot of positive feedback, this isn't an answer and needs to be reversed. 1. The material is strange. Twice as thick as you would expect in a swimsuit. Other reviewers point out that this makes them take longer to dry after bathing. 2. The lack of a drawstring gives the impression that they are meant to be worn as underwear or something other than a bathing suit. I have Speedos bottoms that I've completely stripped the cord off of and you don't even realize they're holding on to themselves. These have a really noticeable puffy elastic waistband that stands out. 3. The worst thing about not being able to carry them is the pouch is WAY small. I don't know how anyone can fit the bag fully and comfortably, especially since the material doesn't stretch or hug the body. Very strange design!