Review on 🧘 VOYOR Neck and Shoulder Massager with Shiatsu Deep Tissue Dual Trigger Point Technology, Ergonomic Handle Design, Lightweight & Portable - MS110 by Thomas Mertz

If you are looking for the best handheld shiatsu massager on the market, look no further! Heck, I'd say it's the best thing since the microwave, penicillin vaccine, and DNA fingerprinting! See, I'm a worm collector, so it's my job to lure them out of the ground. I sometimes spend 10-12 hours a day raising these little suckers. At the end of the day, my neck is so bent I can barely see straight down the road home. The drive is long and stressful, but knowing that I have this portable and lightweight handheld massager allows me to break through and get myself and my worms home safely. You know, I used to go to this little place down the street, but one day I had a little bit of money (believe it or not, collecting worms doesn't pay you think) and I tried to donate worms , well, let's just say back, they won't let me in anymore. BUT it was a blessing in disguise because this massager has an adjustable intensity level that improves blood flow and circulation. That's it, all my tension, fatigue and stiffness in the neck just go away. The best thing about this massager is the two soft but firm silicone balls that penetrate deep into the muscles, instantly relieving the pain of knots and tight aching muscles. Last time I had two balls around my neck like a drunken game of Twister went wrong in spring break 1994. Can we also talk about visual aesthetics? Not only will it help sore muscles, this sleek black and blue design is the perfect focal point for sore eyes. Because this massager is so portable and lightweight, I can use it at home or take it to work. All I do is pop it in my fake Northface holdall, between my $8 Walmart Yeti and my worm collection supplies, and it fits perfectly! There's nothing quite like taking a 5 minute break from collecting worms to be able to treat them with blue balls all over their necks and shoulders. This Shiatsu massager will give you a lot of pleasure!