Review on Ollieroo by Tim Springer

You have arrived at Ollieroo, the location where all of your hopes and expectations for online purchasing are murdered. It's a hellish place where dreams go to die and where the goods are as useless as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking competition. Their website is a maze of incoherence, with products strewn about as if a drunken darts player had flung them. Try as you may, it's like looking for a needle in a haystack while the haystack is on fire and the needle is broken. The website is terrible, but the problems extend far beyond that. The quality of the products is laughable. They look like they were designed by someone who has never actually seen the final product. The quality is lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut, and the things are about as strong as a house of cards in a hurricane. Let's not overlook the importance of good customer service, either. It's like talking to a stone wall if you do manage to communicate with that person. They're about as nice as a porcupine in a balloon factory and about as helpful as a screen door on a submarine. Finally, if you're searching for a location to spend your time and money, go no farther than Ollieroo. You'll have more luck elsewhere if you're searching for high-quality goods, an easy-to-navigate website, and helpful customer support.