Review on COZLANE by Craig Kimball

COZLANE is the place to go if you want to make a huge fashion faux pas. You'll strike out in the fashion department due to their collection of outmoded clothing, footwear, and jewelry. You will be itchy and miserable all day in these clothes because they are manufactured from the worst fabrics ever created by humans. I won't even comment on their footwear. COZLANE is the place to shop if you're in need of some blisters and painful feet. However, let's discuss the jewelry. COZLANE is the place to go if you're in the market for low-quality, garish accessories. You'll appear like you're trying out for a costume party if you wear one of their necklaces, which are so flashy and extravagant. Those earrings, huh? Let's just say you'll need a neck brace to hold them up because of how heavy they are. In conclusion, COZLANE is the place to go if you want to attract unwanted attention through your clothing choices. Avoid this fashion disaster at all costs if you care about looking good and feeling good.