Review on 🌲 Schmidt's Cedarwood + Juniper Deodorant: 24H Protection, Vegan & Cruelty-Free, 3.25 oz by Ronald Messina

Dodge roving gals who want to enjoy my scent. Get serious about your old deodorant and throw it away as far as your weak hand can throw it and as soon as you notice rot coming out of your hole. Then buy this tube of dark magic and use it; it's all natural now, so he doesn't slip like an Exxon Valdez penguin on a slide. it's slow going and you might lose a few armpit hairs, but once they show up you become a man who saves girls and makes his own Christmas presents. As for the beguiling scent, you might be a pale city dweller who's never felled cedar, so just nod and pretend you know what I mean when I say it smells like this, well, one of those greatest scents on this side of paradise. . Certainly better than a lab robot, he invented the chemical cocktail that Big Deoderant pumps into its Everest Morning Yeti Burp and Hurricane Night Surfing offerings. You can say goodbye to your body odor and kiss your new girlfriend goodnight instead.