The last few months of my relationship have been a bit difficult but thanks to Dr. Squatch I was able to spice things up and get everything going again. Being together for a few years gets a bit boring and I've read many places on the internet that the fault is my spouse. I ignored all of this information and decided that I needed to make small changes to try and pique her interest in me. I've started switching from boxers to tight white ones, but nothing good has come of it. The hair parting has changed, just a small comment. Changing my toothpaste helped me get a few extra kisses, but it wasn't the Holy Grail I was looking for. As a man, I shouldn't admit that I crave the occasional hug, which I've been missing for the past few months. Realizing I had to do something drastic, I scoured the internet for the best product money could buy, a $1500 bottle of perfume. Of course, such an expensive scent has to work. I was about to hit the buy button when something in the corner of the browser caught my attention. An item approved by a doctor of cryptozoological proportions. I knew right away that if Bigfoot could do a PhD, then this should be the soap for me. And the boy always was. Now that my body is exuding the wonderful scent of bay rum, my wife can't seem to stop cuddling. We both think this is the most fragrant soap I have ever bought and it smoothes my rough skin. thank you dr Squatch for making this soap and saving my marriage. I would wholeheartedly recommend this product to any man, woman, human or cryptozoological creature that feels the need to add some spice to their life. Before.
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