Review on simplehuman Code M Custom Fit Drawstring Trash Bags, 45L / 12G, White, 60 ct. by Kevin Samuels

oh my god yes. Garbage bags are man's greatest invention since he discovered fire! I used to be the sad, pathetic person who had to carry my junk with my bare hands since I had no idea there were real *bags* to carry all your junk in at once! These simple human pockets have changed. My. Life. My tiny, weak hands used to have to make many trips to the city's trash can because I produced so much trash while living my decadent, capitalist lifestyle. Do you know how difficult it is to pick up juice from rotting food, or how impossible it is to hold a heavily used kitty litter in your hands as you go from home to the car with no other means of holding it? Sometimes I put something in my mouth just to have extra capacity! Having these packages absolutely rocked my world. Now that I don't smell like garbage anymore, my boyfriend kisses me, the kids don't run away screaming when I walk past, and my boss doesn't text me at work about "bad smell". Thank you simple man! You changed my life!