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Review on Crane Adorables Ultrasonic Humidifier Coverage Heating, Cooling & Air Quality for Humidifiers by Melanie Phillips

Revainrating 1 out of 5

I'm not sure I've ever hated an inanimate object more than

I've been trying to love this POS since last September. The first injury was the warping of the wood of the shelf. It's not a problem, they will refund you by the way as they warn you to put it on the plastic in the manual. The support person told me that snippy. IT'S GREAT THAT YOU DON'T MENTION ANYWHERE ON THE PRODUCT PAGE WHEN YOU BUY IT! I hope you have plastic furniture because we definitely don't have one! We solved this problem by placing a baking sheet underneath, although sometimes condensation can collect outside of it. First of all, there is the gd cover. Look at the photos. Really good looking. See those pins next to where the lid screws on? See that wall over there on the left? Yes. Have fun wrapping your fingers around this suction cup if your fingers are larger than a child's. The obscenities I yelled trying to open that sucker didn't help at all. I've tried a rubber wrench and it didn't work because there's not even enough space between the pins and the wall to rotate the damn thing! I DON'T NEED TO USE A RUBBER WRENCH! Who came up with this crap? Today was the last straw, after wrestling with this thing for a full 5 minutes I sprained my thumb. Serious?! Look, the last thing parents need when dealing with sick kids is a mf pos humidifier, I can hardly sleep. I've dealt with screaming, naughty children all day; I don't need it either! I wanted to like it, my son loves trains, the idea seemed cute, and it costs FIFTY FUCKING DOLLARS, but I hate it in my soul. I want to watch it melt in a fiery furnace where it can never again torment me or anyone else on this planet. DO NOT BUY THIS, YOU WILL REGRET IT!

Pros
  • Beautiful construction
Cons
  • Appearance