Review on 🛋️ Sofa Sack Plush Memory Bean Bag Chair - Ultra Soft Microsuede Cover, Stuffed Foam Filled Furniture for Dorm Room, 5-Feet, Charcoal - Including Accessories by Lauren Morrison

Three reasons why this is NOT the 'beanbag' for you. Or really EVERYONE. 1) Who sells a bean bag chair with a cover that cannot be removed for washing? Well, you CAN remove the lid, but why would you when the number of FREE tiny pieces of styrofoam inside is roughly equal to the gross US government debt and NONE of them are IN THE INSIDE POCKET?! Yes, the inner and outer zippers overlap (open in opposite directions) so the foam cannot easily come out of the bag, but both zippers are attached to the same fabric, there is no inner foam pocket. It seems quite difficult to claim that the outer pouch can be removed for washing. 2) Also not enough topping. You're not happily sitting 2 feet off the ground like a model in a publicity photo. You drop and 75% of the fill leaves you faster than rats from a sinking ship. Which brings me to point 3: How do I get this monster back? Does it fit in the small square bag it was vacuum packed in? Of course not. I don't have a vacuum air inlet to even attempt such an operation. And the chance that they're big enough to grab them like that is slim. They probably exist, but I refuse to hire a U-shaped van to hold a giant box to bring back this parody of a product. I don't know how it got 4 stars. I don't think a toddler (or grandparent) has ever accidentally spilled a small item on the furniture. WE ARE NOT this family. $100+ down the drain. SHORT VERSION: LOOK FOR ONE WITH LINED.