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Review on πŸ”ͺ ZELANCY Aluminum Alloy Professional Kitchen Knife Sharpener: 360 Degree Rotation Fixed Angle, Chef Knife Sharpener With 6pcs Whetstones by Kari Reynolds

Revainrating 5 out of 5

They call me two fingers short

Well. I was sharpening my kitchen knife, dropped it and almost lost my toes. This sharpener can sharpen more than a normal person's ability not to cut off an appendix. I mean, one punch and there's an arm or a leg sticking out or something. It can sharpen a knife to the point that I think a lightsaber would do the same amount of damage. This shouldn't be sold to the majority of the population as I envision a whole civilization without fingers, toes and other things. On the other hand, I love that the tomato slices are translucent and can fly off the plate in strong winds. I also like that after using this sharpener I can crack atoms with the edge of the blade. I personally find the ability to make kitchen knives sharper than a scalpel very handy in case I need to perform an emergency appendectomy in the kitchen. YES IT WORKS. BE CAREFUL

Pros
  • It's done
Cons
  • Too stupid