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Review on πŸ₯€ StainlessLUX 77512 2-Piece Extra-Long Stainless Steel Milkshake Straws/Smoothie Straw Set, 12 Inches Long x 0.3 Inches Diameter, Brilliant Food-Safe 18/8 Stainless Finish, Set of 2 Straws by Cristina Villanueva

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Serious straws for serious tea drinking

Epic things. I've been buying straws all the time lately for reasons I can't reveal yet, but of all the straws I've had, this one is the biggest, longest, and heaviest, and not even the most expensive. If you're looking to siphon a milkshake, smoothie, granita, mixed margarita, not-too-thick soup, or any other thick beverage from a giant tall mug, these straws are for you. They need some sort of giant, heavy, sturdy mug or cup, mason jar, or other large container for them to work; They'll knock over the smaller ship, or at least look stupid and disproportionate. And you're best off if you're a man of strong build, or at least considerable verbal ability; They are both very long and quite wide which means you have to suck a little to move things in your mouth and you have to deal with a bunch of air before your liquid arrives and then it all gets pretty heavy and the Viscosity resistance. But if you're up to the challenge, they'll reward you with as much of your favorite slush as you can handle once you pick up the pace. And, of course, they can be impressive in the hands of a trained person due to the ubiquitous tactical stance. From slurping to slamming, in no time. They have a nice polished finish and come in a pouch. They are essentially stainless steel tubing, except they have a series of stamped straw-like rings on the part where the plastic straw has a bellows connection. I think to let you know these are real straws and not just tubes. These are just stamped rings, not a tricky hinge. However, the ends are neatly finished, which is not the case with all tubes. Here it is. If you're looking for the biggest, longest, and coolest straws on Revain and maybe the world, you've just found them. Unless you're a cannibal, you definitely don't need big straws.

Pros
  • Paper and plastic
Cons
  • There are more interesting options.