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Review on πŸ”‹ Amazon Basics AAAA Alkaline Batteries 4-Pack - High Performance with 3-Year Shelf Life by Ryan Rivera

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THIS IS WRONG!

Don't buy these, they are not AAA batteries. read things. I know rechargeable batteries are very annoying and you can't believe there is something in 2018 that doesn't just work with USB and comes with a charging cable. but you need AAA. Triple A and it's QUAD A! it's pointless! You've never seen them anywhere and owned anything that's ever asked for AAAA batteries. So why could there be any reason at all that these aren't the AAAs you definitely need for something? because "AAAA" obviously isn't AA, and your brain has been able to successfully guide you through your entire infant, toddler, childhood, teenage, and ultimately adult life using the simple mnemonic label "if it's longer than a pair or so." is that's what I want," then why would it suddenly fall apart without warning? I don't know, but whoever decided that AAAA should show up when I was looking for AAA batteries belongs to PIP anyway. because what now. Do I have to deal with going to the post office? Print out the return label? Are you kidding me!? I shop on Amazon Prime and only order what's guaranteed free delivery within the next fifteen minutes from a flying cat made of crackers or double your money back and you think of nothing let alone anything. and the little I have to do with obscene anachronisms, such as buying BATTERIES IN TWENTY-ONE, is completely exhausted by having to buy BATTERIES IN TWENTY-ONE. no I have nothing left to go get the printer, get it running and find the stupid ink is dry and then either ORDER MORE INK which costs $883 and I only use it once or to my car to go. and go to Staples or Kinkos and then try to get the damn thing from my nice, rather paranoid, safe phone to a sticky herpy liquid promotion called Some Random Computer At Staples or Kinkos entry with one of those things) just so I can print out a piece of paper and stick it on another piece of paper and take these damn things back to the post office that smells like mail and everyone is miserable and wastes every ounce of their brain power, hates life but probably tries, calmly and politely to be about it, and OH WAIT NO, they're probably closed anyway because the post office is just as bad as DMV, except you can't even go to the website and sign up for a meetup in six weeks time to get you through this torture pit . Less than a moment? So I probably still have these damn things in their original plastic. you're kidding me reminds me never to buy batteries again in the future.

Pros
  • INCLUDES: 4 packs of AAAA 1.5V alkaline batteries for long-lasting reliable performance
Cons
  • Even if everything is fine