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Review on Embrava Water Bottle Time Markers by Robert Tyus

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It's a water bottle

I didn't know why I spent $20 on a water bottle. I figured it must be better than a $5 bottle of water. I must have forgotten to take my pill. This is a water bottle. Doesn't cool the drink. He's sweating like Mike Tyson on a spelling test. It's small. The flip top makes you look like an idiot. You cannot see the water level to tell the time without holding it up to the sun, which causes cancer. Even if you could read the water level, 20 oz. - that's a thimble of water when you have ice - and that's a must because it both sweats and melts. I'll take it to the farmer's market and try to trade it for an apple.

Pros
  • beautiful thing
Cons
  • disappears