Review on ☕ DEATH WISH COFFEE - Ground Dark Roast [16 oz.]: The Strongest Coffee in the World - Organic & Fair Trade Arabica-Robusta Blend (1-Pack) by Preston Molden

I bought this coffee to cheer me up. I have a distinct "work hard, play hard" mentality and figured cutting down on 3-4 cups of coffee a day might help me to keep my energy levels high. I first started Deathwish on a Saturday morning. I made coffee with a roommate and drank two large cups. After about 20 minutes I felt my heart pounding out of my chest like the man from Kool Aid. I turned to my hands and found myself shaking, no, vibrating like a hummingbird. I'm talking high octane, high speed shaking. I did absolutely no research and thought this coffee was just strong. Wrong move. Little did I know caffeine consumption is equivalent to about 10 cups of regular coffee. I went from being anxious to letting my family know I love them, thinking a heart attack was imminent. Everything had to end because of the coffee. In short, here I am, alive, maybe even prosperous. I've never been closer to the abyss. I looked death straight in the eye and staggered out. When I say I watched, I mean it. I haven't blinked in 13 days. 5/5, I would recommend to a friend. What a journey.