My flatulence has put a lot of strain on my relationship with a girl. Romantic dinners, movies, and even picnics turned into stinky dates. Over the years, I had spent countless hours in class mastering the delicate, muffled whisper. But the smells of stomach sounds remained irrepressible. These silent horrors became a nuisance at my boyfriend's parents' house last Thanksgiving. A beautifully prepared dinner of turkey, stuffing, and cranberry sauce became an unwanted threat because of the eggs. And as the conversation turned into a cloud of unspeakable pain, her father looked at me with painful disapproval. My relationship was doomed. This Christmas I received a fateful gift, Thin Butt, from none other than my girlfriend's father. It wasn't a judgmental look at Thanksgiving dinner โ it was a look of heartbreaking appreciation. Did he take part in the same war? Whether he indulged in stench clouds or found a sign of absolution. Was Subtle Butt our Holy Grail? really was. I am no longer the victim of my own poisonous digestion, but master of these sea winds.
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