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South Korea, Seoul
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Review on πŸš€ Authentic Star Wars: Rebel Alliance Millennium Falcon Metal Bottle Opener - Defeat the Empire with Style! by Matthew Blustein

Revainrating 5 out of 5

11/10 I wouldn't even recommend a bunch of scum and meanness.

The only way this would qualify as a bottle opener would be if I were Jawa with tiny hands and the bottles were the size of midi-chlorians running through their veins flow, the nerfs and plants collect the moisture from children who insist on the delivery of worker droids. This means that it is not possible to open the lid during kettle beer races. Unless you want to take more than 12 parsecs to open your first bantha brew. The lack of ability to open a bottle with this Millenium Falcon is alarming! 11/10 I don't even recommend a bunch of scum and meanness in Mos Eisley!

Pros
  • Useful and fun 6.5 x 5.5 cm
Cons
  • Repair