
Buy Them These Sheets So my husband ordered these sheets before I could teach him that the less conscientious Revain salespeople would lie. Take these sheets for example. I'm pretty sure the thread count went from "per inch" to "per sheet" from 800. They also find it difficult to stretch out on a king-size mattress. So why, you must be wondering, did I even bother to give these fake Egyptian cotton K-Mart specials two stars and not one? Because they have hidden benefits! We learned last night that if your back is itchy, all you have to do is put it under the sheet and roll it back and forth. Voila! Immediate relief. These sheets are sure to replace my favorite "Baloo's Corner" off the kitchen, where one of the tiles sticks out a bit and is the perfect height to reach between your shoulder blades. We found out this morning (no back itch thanks to fake Egyptian cotton!) these sheets not only keep you itchy, but they help cut down on pesky family visits. Mother-in-law in town? Just throw these sheets over a guest bed and they will shorten your visiting days. Heck, if you really want to give unwanted guests a passive-aggressive cue, run down to Sam's Club, buy one of those $150 mattresses that seem like a throwback to Flintstone, put those clumsy moms on it, and leave the crazy ones jokes follow! Seriously, don't buy them for anything other than getting rid of guests. To be honest it is not what is advertised and I am really annoyed by sellers like this. Buyer warning!

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