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Review on πŸ’€ Pose-N-Stay Skeleton by Crazy Bonez by Justin Castro

Revainrating 5 out of 5

He destroyed my marriage.

Bonnie as I like to call her, came neatly packaged in a nice box with an eye catching label and a description stating she was fully articulated. I bought Bony to hang in my garage (aka "Mancave") because I thought it would be great for him to hang out with me and the boys. Well I thought it would be a shame to just spend it on the garage. So I decided to introduce bonuses to my wife. Bad mistake. 20 years taught me nothing about marriage or maturity. Bony sat in his box in the garage, hiding behind my other unattended projects. Nobody but me knew he had moved in. Bony, a good 1.50 m tall and fully articulated, should visit our quarters. I decided that Bonnie shouldn't be forced to just stand around and wait for people to return home. . So Boney snuck into the pocket toilet in our main bathroom. He looked so cute just sitting on the dresser. As if relieved. I figured my wife would come home, open the sliding door, see good old Bonnie just sitting there, and we'd all have a good laugh. She came home late and used another bathroom before going to bed. Never opened the pocket door. I just went into the master bath, freshened up, brushed my teeth and went to bed. Quiet night. Holy Night. until about 4:30 a.m., then a piercing noise erupted from the bathroom that not even the most die-hard horror movie buff could hear. At first I was confused. I sleep soundly, but unfortunately I was woken up quickly. Then I was reminded. shocked to remember what was causing the insidious noises coming from the torture chamber that was once my bathroom. Bonnie never lost her calm. . but he lost his head, a leg and several ribs. I, too, suffered a loss as the promise of a romance in the near future quickly faded along with more food, help with chores and other household chores. Boney is made of a material that is not necessarily suitable for superglue. There will be more experiments this weekend. Moral of the story: The manufacturer of this product is clearly sloppy in their labeling practice and should apologize to me for not being able to warm up to me that this product is not male or female. Edit: Sep 6, 2015 Ok. In the end, it was possible to easily repair Boney by carefully sanding down the places where glue was needed. Superglue does a fantastic job holding everything together. Just sand both sides of the repair and you're good to go. He does well in my garage and likes to look at all my unfinished projects. Definitely a good buy! Get one!

Pros
  • Regular price
Cons
  • Not bad