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Review on πŸ’¨ Subtle Butt: The Ultimate Disposable Gas Neutralizers - 5 Saving Graces by Brandon Mix

Revainrating 3 out of 5

Revenge of the smell

I, like most people, have been known to quietly yet deadly dust from time to time dust in the office. It's always stressful. You try to look innocent and pretend you don't have a deadly bad smell, but deep down you think they might know it's you. Sweat begins to drip from your forehead while those around you start moaning. You try to hide the panic on your face and blame it on the scapegoat in the office, but they see your fleeting eyes. When you are surrounded by the terrors of what you are causing and you see people covering their faces and gasping for a breath that does not fill their nostrils with the terror you unleashed and you realize what kind terrible person you are. You know you scared these people forever and you're thinking what can be done?! Then one day you see this thing called Thin Ass and you think your prayers have been answered. You, where you are alone with confidence, can fart with impunity, and none will be the wiser. Then you pop one and after a few seconds you realize you've been fed false hope and the scent envelops you and everyone around you. The smell is your destiny, you can't run away from it.

Pros
  • DISCREET: Cloth-covered soft activated carbon pads, thin, discreet, single-use and self-adhesive on clothing
Cons
  • Non-automatic