📞 Jazzy Jeans: Modern and Stylish Home Phone Telephone for Chic Homes Review

The buttons on this phone were terrible. They get stuck and make them dial the same number when you just want to press it once when it beeps twice so you have to start over.

This phone is cool, but it has its problems. The largest of these is the dial pad. You have to press very hard, and sometimes it misses or redials twice when you press a number. I wouldn't use it as my main phone, but if you want it for nostalgia it's good enough.

I've searched for years for a phone that brilliantly combines the practicality of a life-saving communication device with the incomparable shape of the disembodied lower body and limbs of a 1980's merchant rat. I finally found it. The Jordache Jazzy Jeans home phone has something for everyone: you can press the number buttons just above the shortened waistband and pretend to poke around, or act out your favorite Gulliver in Lilliput sexual fantasy while grabbing a tiny butt hold tight. to your…