Well, today I got a new vacuum cleaner. My little old Eureka Mighty Mite blew up after almost 20 years so I had to break down and buy a new one. Well, I didn't want to spend stupid money on a new canister vacuum, so I bought a stick vacuum with a detachable nozzle hose. BIG MISTAKE. It's a bagless model, which sounds good and eco-friendly, but that's bullshit. You have to clean it all. Single. Time. And the bottom of the bin pops open with a vengeance so all the dust and dirt is thrown…