My last name is Smith, but for some reason O'Neill was on the front. I gave in to peer pressure and introduced myself to everyone on the beach as Mr. O'Neill. That was over a month ago. The name kind of stuck, so I legally changed my name so I wouldn't have to lie to strangers anymore. My real name is Neil, so I feel a bit stupid when I have the name Neil O'Neil and I always have to explain that it's actually Neil with an L. I'm just glad I found a special woman on the beach recently who loves me despite my weird name. I don't know her name yet, but she confirmed my guess that her last name is Mercury. I can say these things by looking at someone. It's like some kind of gift. I don't brag. Well, back to surfing for me! I mean, I can't just write reviews all day! Thanks for reading my story! Sincerely, Neil O'Neill.
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