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Review on Giant Meteor 2020 Bumper Sticker by Rob Allen

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Perfect headline, best under decals, stickers and car magnets

If you're looking for a way to let people know how disappointed you are in humanity beyond your sad existence on social media, look no further! Now you can do this with all those horrible people stuck behind you because of driving slow due to distractions like phones or your horrible kids or because of fear of driving or exceeding speed limits because you might get out of the car. overpriced car and beat up by power obsessed cops because you are a person who has some sort of real color on your skin (as opposed to my transparent lack of pigmentation) or you are a titled white man who wants to defy authority at all the wrong situations in life. – or because you are behind one of these people! If you know our system is so broken that no other presidential candidate can do anything serious for your country, then this bumper sticker is for you! Yes, you can indeed vote for one of the running masochists (AND YOU SHOULD - don't be the fool who co-voted a selfish, greedy male child for not voting since you were offended or wrote some nonsense like Your dog (I understand my dog is very cool too, but while he'd be better than some real politicians, we'd actually have to vote for any elected person to light a garbage can fire.), but you don't want your car to have become a target for fist-tugging rednecks - then BAM, that's all! Come on, get out there and smack that pup on your phone for social justice! Some will love it and understand, some will laugh but not realize it's a middle finger against them and then some will blame you for everything that is wrong with your country. That's right, you will always disappoint someone just like your family, teacher or friends told you to. So until that glorious day when we, a small group, hear about NASA, then we get a sun lounger and our favorite bottle of air to climb to the top of a beautiful mountain to see the show (if you want) . it in style as I intend, then put on your favorite suit or tuxedo) this should be done. And who knows, you might even get a friend to take you on that wonderful walk there. Nahhhhhh, who am I kidding; People suck and that's never gonna happen. i need more beer

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  • handy item
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