Review on Enhanced Supernatural Counters + Granite Cleaning Kit by David Rhodes

This is a very fashionable trouser cleaner. Maybe I could end my review on this, but I'll make it clear. lower. And a small glass vial of oily detergent concentrate. Instructions say to fill the bottle with water up to the mark, pour the potion into the bottle and turn it upside down to mix. I don't know if anything bad will happen if stirred and not turned upside down because I haven't messed with the potion bubbles. In any case. It smells good. It smells a bit like citrus, cedar wood and unfulfilled longings. Don't ask me how I know what an unfulfilled desire smells like. The instructions (which are printed in shiny silver foil like a magical message) state that you can use this product to spray on non-porous surfaces other than stainless steel. I've used it to clean marble window sills and showers. Did he work miracles? We do not doubt the sorcerers. It cleaned about as well as water, but smelled better than water. It also costs more than water. For a whopping $25, I have to smell my musty old failed ambitions again.