Review on 💦 Astor CB-1000 Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment - Fresh Water Spray, Non-Electric Mechanical Upgrade by Rubeen Black

I love my bidet. And love. I'm an American who's never known the pleasure of being a really clean bum. For two and a half years I have had a painful rash that bleeds underneath. The doctors I went to said there was nothing to do but lose weight. That's all well and good, except that walking or jogging often made me bleed profusely and caused me excruciating pain. I've ruined more than one pair of good underpants this way. I've tried so many things from creams, steroids, essential oils (BAD idea. Especially peppermint. Oops.), wipes. Basically, I've resigned myself to a life of acrid, painful sitting, walking, lying, existing, etc. What does that have to do with a bidet? Finally, I read another article that claimed to have a solution. He offered a bidet. I cautiously bought one, thinking it couldn't hurt. The first time I used my Astor bidet, my butt told me I had a new best friend. This last month has been the least pain I've had in two and a half years. Now product overview: Easy to install. Took me less than 5 minutes. This raises the toilet seat. Mine is plastic, no big deal. If the top of my throne was ceramic I would need spacers. The two lowest positions do nothing. A wonderful stream begins around the third click. The highest setting feels like a powerful shotgun run-in. Even though the clicks show settings, the intermediate settings are fine and you can easily switch between them. I really have no cons, this is my first bidet so I'm not particularly good with all the bells and whistles. The one that dries might be good one day, but right now my ass is happy. My wife refuses to try it lol. I love it and won't poop without it. Oddly enough, she agrees. Something about me pooping in my own bathroom while she has her own upstairs.