Review on 🥃 Premium Whiskey Stones Gift Set - Advanced Cooling Tech - Reusable Stainless Steel Ice Cubes - Whiskey Rocks - Whiskey Gifts for Men - Best Man Gift with Coasters + Ice Tongs by Ricardo Tlaxcalteca

There is nothing better on this planet than a good bourbon. We all know the frustration of tasting a velvety aged whiskey, only to find the ice starting to melt and contaminating the drink. NO LONGER! These whiskey stones are the perfect solution! They preserve your whiskey in arctic temperatures, keeping it intact to the very last sip. They are also aesthetically elegant and look classy, like a nude Betty White velvet painting. However, this past weekend I had an incident where I sustained blunt force trauma to my lower body while felling some small trees while doing lawn work in the fall. All the ice in my house was used for cold hell, soda, and other useless drinks. In a rush to relieve some of the throbbing male organs, I thoughtlessly placed these wonderful whiskey stones on my sweaty innards. I was immediately horrified to realize I had inadvertently reenacted the X-rated lamppost scene from A Christmas Carol. I won't go into detail, but after 3 days in the hospital, 34 stitches and a skin graft from a cadaver, I returned home and enjoyed a fine glass of Jefferson's Ocean Bourbon, undiluted!