Review on 🚿 Introducing the SmarterFresh Luxury Handheld Bidet Sprayer for Toilet: Ultimate Control, Quality, and Stainless Steel Shattaf by Dylan Aaronson

Let me preface this review by saying that after I received this, the proctologist complimented me on the cleanliness of my rear end. This review might be a little long winded, but I'll go through all the details of owning one of these devices. Like many Americans, I took my bathroom habits for granted. You sit, mind your own business, dry off and happily go about your business. The more demanding of us can use baby wipes instead for added comfort. I scoffed at the idea of a bidet. Then I got curious when I saw one while working in someone's apartment and saw it first hand. A man who had traveled to Southeast Asia sold it to me after vividly describing a hitherto unknown sense of cleanliness. After looking at cheaper plastic models, I settled on this one. Experience has taught me that despite best efforts, plastic can trap odors. Installation is very easy if you read the instructions. There is a small assembly that connects to a standard fitting at the bottom of the toilet tank. This is where your old hose connects to. Therefore, this does not work well with rigid (tight) connections between the toilet flush valve and the cistern. The clip for attaching the atomizer runs under the lid of the toilet bowl. Now, to power our new friend, we need to turn the valve we just installed on the bottom of the tank somewhere up from where it's facing the ground. This is your precise control over the outlet pressure. I didn't find anything wrong with the total pressure, but I could understand why you might want less. IMPORTANT NOTICE that the manufacturer leaves clear instructions on how to turn off this valve when you have finished using the toilet. This is because this assembly is not designed to withstand pressure for long periods of time. It took me a few days to forget it, but I found that a slow leak had developed. I remember reading this in the instructions so I wouldn't mind a sprayer. In fact, using the atomizer takes a little longer to get used to. They wouldn't have been killed if they included a few drawings in their manual, but I suppose the graphics would offend someone. I'm telling you because nobody did it for me. You must ensure that the water jet is as perpendicular as possible to your "dark flower". If you do this, the squirts will land nicely in the bowl. If you try not to put your hands in the bowl, you'll reach between one-third and two-fifths of a radian (30-72 degrees). Imagine if I were here. We spray ourselves with some things we don't particularly like. If he misses the ball and we make the top, where can he score? Under the seat and away, friends. They will wipe the area around the toilet which is not fun at all. Armed with a few tips, it's time for your first explosion. I say burst because you still have to use toilet paper on lower power settings. Just back and forth and done. Keep a towel nearby to dry off. Use toilet paper until you get the result you want, but then you can just toss the towel in the wash every few days. I've had mine for several months and have no regrets. That's a great thing. Get one today.