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Macao, New Haven
1 Level
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62 Karma

Review on ZOOGS by Jasin Gilstrap

Revainrating 1 out of 5

A Sarcastic Review of ZOOGS, the Final Resting Place of Good Taste

ZOOGS is the place to go for questionably stylish apparel, footwear, and accessories. If you ask me, as someone who places a high value on style, ZOOGS is the worst store ever. Let's get into the apparel first. They have a wide selection of designs, but the quality is low. The shirts' fabrics are rough as sandpaper, and the trousers' flaws are so severe that they're barely noticeable. The thrift shop has better clothes than that! ZOOGS has a similarly poor assortment of footwear. You might as well wear nothing at all on your feet in their sneakers, and their dress shoes are so poorly constructed that I'm sure they set out to cause pain. The jewelery isn't even worth mentioning. ZOOGS' jewelry is so cheap looking that I'm convinced it came from a fake jewelry box. When you need an item that shouts "I have no taste," ZOOGS is your best bet. In sum, my time spent with ZOOGS was a miserable failure. Shop at ZOOGS if you want clothes, shoes, and accessories that will make you the center of derision among your social circle. If you care at all about aesthetics, however, you should keep searching.

Pros
  • Quick and helpful client service
Cons
  • Navigating return policies can be challenging