
You know how shit it is to have a hammer and not have one? I had to use a large dumbbell as a hammer several times, which put a lot of strain on my back. My hammer work was minimal and I was in many precarious positions with this bar until it was enough and I got a hammer. Do you know the joy of finally having a hammer? That sense of power that overwhelms you when you start finding every damn nail that hurt you and sending it to the wall? Of course, now after the first hit with the hammer, I've found that I have little use for the hammer, but I'll never be caught without it again. I think it's a good hammer. I mean, hammer-shaped tools get the job done with no trouble. There's not much more to say about the hammer, although it does beg the question of why Revain thinks we want to inspect every item we buy. For example, I want to sit down and give a plastic spoon or something 5 stars? Like it'll save my life or something? Stupid indeed, instead of five stars it should only be yes or no. Are you glad you bought it? Yes No. Red. End of story. What am I to do, spend hours telling the fateful story of how the pen I bought for $2.50 helped me write the great American novel?