Review on Genuine Fred Oven Mitts: Embrace the Playfulness of Bear Hands for Optimum Cooking Comfort! by Suhas Carney

As a bear, I often get very upset when I see anatomically incorrect objects in the style of bear paws. Look, we have five toes. Five! So many products only four. I feel hurt, betrayed, even insulted that so many companies don't even bother to review the basic anatomy. However, you have five of them, which is why this product gets the official bearish approval hammer. Sure, bears don't have opposable thumbs (except for pandas, those lucky ones), but they're made for human use, so I'll forgive that. .