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Review on ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ NonScents Refrigerator Deodorizer: Superior Odor Eliminator for Fridge and Freezer - Surpasses Baking Soda by Michelle Seitz

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Didn't think it would work, but it did!

So we were all there. We say to ourselves that we will lose weight! An exercise! Healthy eating! We go to the grocery store and choose vegetables and pretend we're going to eat them. It's all lies, Susan. You put it in the fridge and forget it's there when you order a very large pizza because you deserve it, you survived another day somewhere in this world where Karen is and she is having a very large salami- Pizza is worth. Maybe add olives. because it's great. Right? Right. So time goes by and you forget your lying vegetables, which are now rotting in your fridge until one day you open it. The smell hits you. It smells like your friend saved 3 days of tacobell meals because he took his buddies on a long weekend trip and they don't know what proper nutrition is. They just know they put the bro in the bro ritto. And that smell is just as awful as that pun. You don't know what to do, you don't think baking soda can help you. You are addressing a higher power. They contact NonScents. When you receive your deodorant, write a 6 month expiration date on the back like the good citizen that you are. You'll notice a faint weird smell of chlorine, but that's normal because you've already bought it, and it's probably some bizarre scientific nonsense that you don't understand anyway. You're about to get the smell out of your fridge! You left it at the crime scene after discarding the veggies. A few days pass and the smell begins to dissipate. The smell that once haunted you is now gone. But. Each blue moon you receive a faint scent that reminds you of the lies you once told yourself. Everything is OK. NonScents will make it seem like none of this ever happened. Everything will be fine.

Pros
  • Done
Cons
  • Some problems