Review on 🍏 Effortless Apple Slicing & Cleaning - Extra Large 12-Slice Stainless Steel Apple Slicer Cutter with Citrus Peeler Tool by William Lopez

When it arrived in the box I thought it was my tractor's harmonic balancer it's so heavy. I was surprised when I opened the box and found Death's Apple Guillotine inside. At first glance I just wanted to send it back. There was no way my wife could lift the wheel to slice apples. It will be used up before my apple pie goes into the oven. How could I ask her to do such a task for just a cake? If you had tried their cake, you would do your best to get a bite too. There was more to ask of her. However, I figured I could still use this steel bladed saucer as a backup anchor for the boat at worst. So I decided to test it on my first apple. Although my apple's face was priceless when he saw me pull it out. I'm pretty sure I heard a soft chuckle coming from my fruit basket. After lifting it over my target's little red head with its cute little handle, it all became real. The giggling stopped, and that afternoon a needle sounded in the kitchen. Even the cutting board downstairs started shaking with fear. However, as soon as I made contact, it was all over. The pieces opened synchronously, leaving a kernel to be fed to a starving African tribe. I was really surprised by the results. Unlike their Pampered Chef Slicer (thrown away by my 3 year old unbeknownst to us), the sheer weight of this thing did all the work. Keep in mind that this slicer is only for large pineapple-sized apples. If you use it on one of those little John apples it'll just peel it and clog the core hole. This was developed for the man-sized giant apples found only in the tops of beanstalks, large trees heavily guarded by a man-eating giant. Jokes aside, this is a great tool. My wife's arms are straight now and her shoulders are as broad as LeBron James. It's like a two-in-one kitchen tool. You can bake an apple pie and get injured. No, but seriously. It's worth every penny. You never need to sharpen your blades. It's so heavy and durable that it doesn't need to be sharpened. If you decide to sharpen it. You may have to take it to a lawn mower shop that uses a powerful grinder to sharpen the mower blades. Thanks for reading Fee Fie Fo Fum