Review on Brondell CleanSpa Advanced Bidet Attachment - Ergonomic Handheld Toilet Sprayer with Precision Pressure Control by Michael Walker

Bidet FAQ: - Does it work? Yes. Like a boss. - Water is cold? No, I can't say that at all. - Is it better than toilet paper? No slipping or chafing during pressure washing. Is the pressure too high or too low? The pressure-adjustable lever on the pole makes it easy to clean parts with one hand. Negative pressure from "light flushing" to "hydrant inlet". I stick to 1/3 power for my normal needs. Am I presumptuous to use a bidet? Pinky up! Monacle is on! It's a Prius for your ass. - What are the disadvantages? Disconnecting the line to the toilet was difficult as the faucet in my apartment was leaking a bit, but I had it all fixed in less than 30 minutes. Lay out a towel during installation. What tools do I need? Phillips screwdriver and wrench. It doesn't take much effort to put it together. Are there TWO snaps? Yes, one at the foot of the toilet and one at the handle; probably to protect the hose and save water consumption. Both need to be activated to work and both are easy to use. - Is the bidet hook/holster attached under the toilet seat? Yes. Stay in place. - Harry Potter's favorite spell when using a wand? "Crucio!" "Accio Poo Wand!" Let your imagination run wild. Everything becomes real here. My inner ass was teasing TP too much after a fight with a determined follower. After a week of painful baths and a weird cream, I decided to try a bidet. This does not spray from inside the toilet. I have precise control with my fingertips which means it's really easy to get out of there. I dry a little TP and that's it. My butt has never felt so alive, full of strength and health. The only thing I can say against that is: 1. I'll be one of those bidet bosses who, like vegans, are trying to convince the world to go with my new perspective or something; 2. Maybe I like the feeling of fresh squirts on my butt too much and my wife gets jealous; 3. Sometimes I forget to turn off the throttle at the bottom of the toilet and the hose makes a funny noise when flushing. Enjoy a new life with a bidet!