Review on 🚽 TUSHY Classic 3.0 Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment - Non-Electric Self Cleaning Water Sprayer, Adjustable Water Pressure Nozzle, Angle Control & Easy Installation (Platinum) by Nick Morales

After listening to Jim Jeffries talk about Tushy for several months, I decided to buy it. I've heard it will reduce toilet paper use by 80%, how you can confidently sit on the couch without underwear without slipping, and how it calms your ass. I was dying to try it myself and when the box arrived and I unwrapped it, I was stunned at the lack of detail. Just Tushy, a short connecting hose and a new valve that screws onto the toilet cistern. How can something with so little detail, something so simple, live up to the high standards I've heard? Well, I'll find out soon enough. I thought about pooping and quickly set about installing Tushy. To say it was easy is an understatement. almost homemade. After reinstalling the toilet seat, I was able to test it. After giving Tushy a rather difficult task, I turned the knob to the right (or left, I don't remember) and heard the water fill the system and start dripping into the bowl. I closed more pressure. I chose all the way and was instantly hit in the sphincter by a jet of cold water. With my cheeks parted and locked in a seated position, the reflex to squeeze my cheeks together was overcome by physics and the jet of cold water continued to hit my girlfriend. As the shock wore off, the soothing sensation of being massaged with chilled water began to feel like the inner workings of the lower region were wonderful. How did I get this far in life without a jet of cold water up my ass instead of doing more paperwork than a 19th century accountant? Any time savings from the 80% reduction in paperwork is now offset by a relaxing ass hydromassage. If I went to the bathroom with a frown, I would come out rejuvenated and clean as a whistle. that I've ever spent. My life has improved in so many ways, I can hardly count them, and I have a renewed confidence that my ass is always clean.