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Review on 🐾 Optimized Petmate Jackson Galaxy Hunting Instincts Kicker Cat Toy with Catnip by Carlos Long

Revainrating 5 out of 5

Durable, robust and ideal for self-defense!

You're leaning against your desk and staring blankly at your morning laptop. Something fluffy and dangerous lurks behind the screen, claws in sheaths - for now. But wait! He begins to stir, squirming gently, waving pink fingers and a wagging tail. This is a dangerous moment: will you succumb to its temptations? Will you bleed all over the tablecloth? Are you going to work with band-aids AGAIN? Be brave my friend! You have the right to fight with this beast no matter how it tugs at its lower limb, no matter how it waves and teases, soft-footed and innocent, sparkling green lies to you about peace and hugs. You have the right to self-defense - and this sturdy bunny kicker is the perfect weapon! Forward. Bum this furry flirt. Playfully push it towards your stomach. Gently tap the bottom. No matter how it twists and turns, you won't bleed.* This bunny kicker can take anything!Conquer cats and skyscrapers. This kicker is a COOL bunny. * (No liability for calculation errors)

Pros
  • Quality construction
Cons
  • Electrical outlet required